Hee! My lovely CP Anna J Evans and I decided to enter the Smart Bitches’ “Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest”, because we’re sick, twisted girls who get our kicks that way, baby. Our entry was #1, Taint Bottomwell, and we won!!
This is so awesome, because it has always been my secret, most fondly-held wish to be the possessor of a Smart Bitches Title. So I am very proud to announce you may all now refer to me as:
You may call me “Lady Manholleton” or simply “Your Grace”. Either is correct. (Of course if you’re a regular here I give you permission to refer to me as “December Manholleton”.)
This tops of an awesome day. I had planned to rant today but I simply cannot dredge a rant from anywhere in my being.
Last night the hubs and I went to see the new Indiana Jones movie, win! We loved it. Not as good as Raiders, of course. And some of the CGI was kind of bleh. But it was fun, really, really fun. So go see it.
The hubs had yesterday and today off, and Monday because it’s a long weekend here too. So we went shopping in Taunton. Stopped in at what used to be the Virgin Megastore and stocked up on budget CDs–Van Morrison’s Moondance (I loves me some Van Morrison, especially Them), a Hank Williams Greatest Hits collection, the soundtrack to The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (£3!), and some Iron Maiden. Rock on!
Then we toddled over to Ann Summers and bought me some new lingerie, which is extra fun now that I’m slim again. Leopard print, with little red bows. Lovely. AND I found a fantastic book: Le Dossier: How to Survive the English, which is hilarious. Might not be fun for anyone who doesn’t live in England, but awfully fun for me.
And now we’re going to Bristol, to check out what’s new at Forbidden Planet and visit the only decent Starbuck’s in the West Country, which is the one at Borders Books.
So sorry, no ranty. I just honestly cannot remember the last time I had a day this nice.
Oh, and I managed to add almost 5k words to UG2 yesterday, and this weekend I’m hoping to bring myself fully into the climax (heh heh.)