…so I won’t.
Yes, this is inspired in part by my pal (and fellow League member) Nicole Peeler’s vlog post over at the League. And of course Mark posted a couple of vlogs at Bitten by Books on Tuesday, the first of which featured about ten seconds’ worth of footage of me. (And, btw, just so everyone knows, I adore both Nicole and Mark and think their vlogs are great.)
And that’s pretty much all you’re going to get. I do not wish to vlog. I do not like the way I look on-camera. I do not like my voice. And really, what in the world am I going to say? Shall I take you on a tour of my bedroom? Drive around town with you? Bake a cake and show it to you? What?
Here’s the thing. Perhaps, once again, I am simply bizarre. Because I hate watching videos online. I want to read stuff. I especially hate those video instruction manuals some downloadable or whatever computer programs come with. I don’t want to watch a demo, dude. Just write out the fricking instructions so I can read them. That way I can skip the stuff I don’t need and get to the stuff I do; I can reread that stuff over and over again if I like. I don’t want to wait while the viedo loads. I don’t want to listen to somebody drone on and on.
So really, what could I possibly say in a vlog that wouldn’t be better if I just wrote it? Aside from me flashing the camera–which will never, ever happen–what possible benefit could there be to me sitting in front of the camera and talking? (My new Mac does have a camera embedded, btw, which is nifty but I can’t see using it.)
Am I the only one who feels this way?
Not to mention, as soon as something becomes popular and hip, I confess I lose interest in it. This is a small part of the reason why I never saw Titanic: if everybody else is doing it, it must suck. (This is subjective, of course, as witnessed by the fact that the hubs and I have seen Star Trek twice already.) This is why I don’t watch reality TV, really. I used to watch ANTM but stopped in England; is that show even still on?
I freely admit I miss out on some good stuff this way. I also freely admit that I really, really hope this is just another example of my oddness, as I am of course hoping that thousands upon thousands of eager readers, who do not have my weirdo hang-ups, flock en masse to the bookstores to buy my books during their first weeks of release. Please? Seriously. Please.
On a different note, here are three things I’m excited about:
1. News I can’t share yet. Hopefully next week.
2. My new website. No, it isn’t up and ready yet, but again, hopefully soon. It’s going to have some really cool stuff on it, I think, including one thing I’m *very* excited about.
I am also putting together an FAQ for it, so once again, if you have any questions, any at all, please ask them in comments. About me, about the books, about writing…anything!! I just might pick one random questioner to send an Amazon or B&N gift card to, so…seriously, ask me something.
3. The Faerie is one of the world’s pickiest eaters (no, I’m not excited about that, keep reading.) We recently decided this business of eating nothing but plain pasta with a little butter, chicken nuggets, fries, yogurt, cookies, and potato chips needed to end. So we’ve started bribing her, basically; when she uncomplainingly tries a new food, she gets a sticker. Five stickers gets her a small toy. It has worked delightfully. She is now a fan of macaroni & cheese, hot dogs, fruit cups, and Chef Boyardee. No, we can’t keep doing it forever, and we won’t, but at least it has opened her picky little mind and she isnow more willing to give things a go.
With that in mind we bought a chart today at the teacher’s supply store and had it laminated. We’re putting both girls on a sticker system for various behavior-related things (Princess will get cash bonuses for certain above-and-beyond chores, and we will use the stickers to keep track). So, it should be interesting, and hopefully fun, and will make life easier.