What Stace had to say on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
KEEPING IT CLOSE full file and other stuff

So…I wanted to have the full KEEPING IT CLOSE available here on the site for download, in a number of formats. That was my dream, and what a beautiful dream it was. Sigh.

Unfortunately, the road to achieving such a thing? Paved with awful. Well, no, paved with complications and then eventually just plain failure. Mostly. Here’s what happened:

Formatting isn’t my strong suit. I think I’ve mentioned here before that I’m basically illiterate when it comes to All Things Computer. I mean, I know some things; I’m slightly higher on the scale than someone who only knows how to turn it on and click stuff. Just not much higher. So reading stuff about how to format ebooks is like reading the flight manual for a 747; I am lost.

Luckily, my whiny tweets on this subject were seen by Cheryl Murphy from InkSlinger Editorial Services, who offered to help me (“help” in this case means, “Just give it to me and be quiet, idiot.” Although I must stress that Cheryl at no time actually called me an idiot. Even though she would have been justified in doing so.) So I sent Cheryl the files, and Cheryl turned them into ebooks. She even made a cool little cover, and she added nifty skulls and stuff to the inside. She did a light copyedit for me. And she did all of this fast, once I got my shit together.

So lookie, I had these awesome files!

However. In the midst of all this, I did something very clever. I set my Macbook precariously on the kitchen table. It fell. It stopped working. This led me on a whole ridiculous odyssey with Apple, which is a story I will tell soon, but the upshot–at this point in the story, at least, because this happened Feb 15–is I had no Mac, nothing to read/open ebook files. (I’m using my little netbook, which is a nifty little machine but doesn’t have a lot of memory etc., and no ebook program or app; those were on the Mac.)

(Oh, did I mention having dental work done during which the anesthesia failed? Painful dental work? And I couldn’t tell the oral surgeon because my mouth was propped open, and he responded to my wails with, “Stop yelling!” A true delight, that was.)

Okay, fine. If there’s one thing I know, it’s that my readers rock. I headed back to Twitter and within a few minutes had some volunteers to open the PDF, EPUB, and MOBI files to make sure they opened and looked okay. (This was recommended by Cheryl, btw, it wasn’t me being mistrustful or anything.) That all seemed to go fine, too. Yay!

Now all I had to do was load the files here on the site so that you guys could download them. Okay. Here I go. I did the PDF first, which went fine. Then I tried the .epub, and WordPress told me it won’t upload those files “for security reasons.” Same thing with the .mobi.

FFS. Some research showed me this is basically just the way it is. I spent several hours hunting for a place online to host the files, without much luck–or rather, I found quite a few places, just not many that required me to download nothing and looked ethical and nice.

Oh, and also, all the sudden I was getting just a blank white screen when I tried to post or edit posts or whatever else here in WordPress, which turned out to be the fact that I hadn’t upgraded whatever it is you’re supposed to upgrade. (Upgrades make me nervous. Not just because I am always half-convinced that upgrading is going to mess up a bunch of files and stuff, but because I am also half-convinced that the upgrade will just suck.) So, because I am fearful of upgrades and this site has all sorts of delicate custom things done by Frauke at CrocoDesigns, I emailed Frauke and asked her if she could please Fix It. Which she did.

Now I can do stuff and post and all here again, but still can’t upload epub or mobi files (I forgot to ask Frauke about it). Which leaves me, again, with these lovely epub and mobi files that I have no way to distribute. Gah!

Here’s the compromise. It’s not the greatest; in fact I pretty much hate it. But I don’t want to delay any more, either.

You can download the PDF very easily. Just click here: KEEPING IT CLOSE PDF (1824)

If you want mobi or epub…you’ll have to email me. I’m sorry. You can use the contact form here on the site or email DownsideArmy AT gmail.com. Just say which format you want and I’ll get it out to you right away. I’m going to keep looking into another, better way to do this, but I really don’t want to delay this any longer–I feel awful that it’s taken as long as it has.

And as before, if you want to pay something for the story, that’s awesome and I’m grateful. If you have already paid, thanks very much. If you don’t want to pay or can’t pay, that’s okay, too. (Paypal will show you a payment amount of 0; you have to enter a number, because there’s no minimum amount set or anything.)

AAAAAND… I meant to post this ages and ages ago, but I have a contest winner!

ISA VIDIGAL! And, because I had so many entries, I decided to pick another: NITA GILL!

Thanks, everybody!

7 comments to “KEEPING IT CLOSE full file and other stuff”

  1. Isa
    · March 20th, 2014 at 8:29 am · Link

    Omg, I’m so sorry about your oral surgery misadventures!

    But I can’t believe I won!
    I hope the character is a despicable villain, but I’ll be glad just to see a “Lavinia” in there at all, even if she’s just one of Bump’s girls licking his toe ring for a single scene (though hopefully not that toe ring thing…)!

  2. Cathy
    · March 20th, 2014 at 7:04 pm · Link

    I finally started reading all the Downside books available and finished in 4 days because I became so hooked, I even read ‘Keeping it Close’! I hope there is another book coming soon? I have been a Stacia Kane fan and supporter since ‘Personal Demons’ was released and was very sorry to see Megan Chase’s stories end! I admit I waited a bit long to start the Chess Putnam series but I honestly say I now wish MY boyfriend was Terrible!

  3. Shelly
    · March 28th, 2014 at 2:19 pm · Link

    Have you tried using DropBox and making a public folder? You could put all the formats in there and post a link like you have above. It’s free too and doesn’t require any software download. http://www.dropbox.com

  4. kit
    · April 21st, 2014 at 11:25 am · Link

    wow Stacia, that was something to write home about.
    ok, I haven’t read the other posts so if this idea was featured already just ignore it.
    girl, you could just make a .zip file with all the files within and upload it
    or go to box.com, I use it all the time for hosting files.
    anyway the pdf is good also because anybody can convert it into whatever they like on convertfiles.com, so there you go,
    love ya

    • Gia
      · July 7th, 2014 at 4:57 pm · Link

      Thanks! I downloaded the pdf (a while ago) and it works fine on my Nook (app). Today I converted the pdf file to an epub file on convertfiles.com and it’s great! Not perfect, had to change the font size to make it all look good but it’s great now! Thanks! :)

  5. Bob
    · May 9th, 2014 at 2:40 am · Link

    Noooo! As a Kindle user the PDF is the bane of my existence! It’s the most difficult/awkward format to convert into any remotely ‘e-booky’ :(
    Better to go with .epub and you can convert it to PDF if you want. E-books automatically adjust to text size and zoom level (like vectors) whereas the PDF displays each page at a time and breaks up (like pixels).

    • Amy
      · May 23rd, 2014 at 10:19 am · Link

      Mobi worked perfectly on my kindle.

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